lady gaga’s dog is wearing my college tuition around her neck
Watch that dog get robbed real quick.
…can you rob an animal?
If i see it on the street we gone find out.
how u gon carry a baby for 9 months and name it gary
what a great nap, i feel totally disoriented and i’m frothing with hate
"Fred Potter, I actually let your mother name you after the bravest man she knew, instead of making it all about me. Now promise me that you’ll take a picture of McGonagall’s face when she realises the prankster legacy you and James plan to live up to. Awesome. High five.”
if tumblr is the first place you’ve ever consistently seen a black person discuss the constant racism they experience in their day to day life
you and your token black friend
aren’t actually friends
i can’t believe we live in a world where someone on tumblr can call chris evans a dorito in the tags of some post and have it circulate so widely that robert downey jr calls him that often enough that chris evans gets the joke behind it.